REALITY(?)

FitterHappierMoreProductiveComfortableNotDrinkingTooMuchRegular
ExerciseAtTheGym(3DaysAWeek)GettingOnBetterWithYourAssociate
EmployeeContemporariesAtEaseEatingWell(NoMoreMicrowaveDinners
AndSaturatedFats)APatientBetterDriverASaferCar(BabySmilingInBack
Seat)SleepingWell(NoBadDreams)NoParanoiaCarefulToAllAnimals(Never
WashingSpidersDownThePlughole)KeepInContactWithOldFriends(EnjoyA
DrinkNowAndThen)WillFrequentlyCheckCreditAt(Moral)Bank(HoleInWall)
FavoursForFavoursFondButNotInLoveCharityStandingOrdersOnSundays
RingRoadSUpermarket(NoKillingMothsOrPuttingBoilingWaterOnTheAnts)
CarWash(AlsoOnSundays)NoLongerAfraidOfTheDarkOrMiddayShadows
NothingSoRidiculouslyteenageanddesperateNothingSoChildishAtABetter
PaceSlowerAndMoreCalculatedNoChanceOfEscapeNowSelf-Employed
Concerned(ButPowerless)AnEmpoweredAndInformedMemberOfSociety
(PragmatismNotIdealism)WillNotCryInPublicLessChanceOfIllnessTires
ThatGripInTheWet(ShotOfBabyStrappedInBackSeat)AGoodMemoryStill
CriesAtAGoodFilmStillKissesWithSalivaNoLongerEmptyAndFranticLikeA
CatTiedToAStickThat'sDrivenIntoFrozenWinterShit(TheAbilityToLaughAt
Weakness)CalmFitter,HealthierAndMoreProductive
APigInACageOnAntibiotics
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